The callous indifference shown by the central govt. of India towards Kerala makes me think that’s its high time that Kerala break away from the sanctified union of Indian states and become an independent country. There are many reasons for me to think that my argument is justified. Kerala’s treasury is dry and the State Govt. is finding it difficult to dispense salaries. I feel this is a part of the Hindutva agenda, a conspiracy of the Modi govt. to demoralize and deteriorate a legitimate democratic govt. of Kerala that is democratic. The next Luciferic thing that the central govt. did was to freeze all the accounts of the Kerala cooperative banks. This has put millions of people in jeopardy, especially the poor farmers of Kerala who have their income in cooperative banks. When the ministers of Kerala tried to meet Mr. Modi, the b****** refused to even see them. If Kerala breaks away from the Indian union and becomes an independent country, it can reach the aspirations of a developed country like Singapore. Kerala is very strong in Tourism, IT and its many ports can do business like an advanced country like Singapore. Some people of Kerala are so boorish that they don’t allow an international airport to come in a place called Aranmula. Fortunately I live very close to that place. I imagine I am carrying passport of Kerala. As an independent country with strong Marxist affiliation, Kerala can become a developed country in five years of time. Kerala can become stronger, and economically affluent than its counterpart India. The aim of the Modi govt. is to saffronize India and make it a Hindu country. Modi, is a govt. which disrespects secularism, freedom and democracy. Mr. Modi the cow is not a f****** holy Goddess for me. Mr. Modi, I refuse to pay homage to the Sun by doing Yoga. I am fiercely independent, democratic and liberal. The Marxist govt. of Kerala can do very well and transform Kerala as an independent country as a Shangri-La of the East.
The Kerala High Court is a pompous, arrogant bastard. It has opened fire from its dragon tongue and induced a draconian policy of closing down liquor outlets within 1500 meters of the main road. Why the f*** is it bothered to do so? The place where I used to buy booze is now closed. The only outlet is now situated in a remote place. When a court ostracizes legitimate democratic rights, it becomes a stinker bum displaying tyranny and autocracy. Drinking is a personal right and freedom of a citizen in a democracy. To relax with a drink after a hard day of work, gives great mental satisfaction. A court’s duty is to be just and fair in interpreting laws. When a court passes draconian decisions like these, it is overstepping its boundaries and making the citizens of a democracy its slaves.
The Bard and dramatist born in Stratford upon Avon continue to be a towering figure in the lessons of schools in the colonized continents of Asia and Africa. In this essay, I would like to decolonize the texts of Shakespeare. Decolonization would proceed along the grounds politics, society and culture, psychoanalysis, gender roles and post-structural deconstruction and also aesthetic appreciation.
What would be the Politics of Shakespearean drama? Shakespeare supported an autocratic monarchic regime. Courtly life is politicized as regimental rule and supported as an ideal form of government. Yes in Shakespeare’s time monarchy was the prevalent regime. Royalty was a narcissistic fetish brought into eloquent depiction for pleasing mass consumerism. Let’s take the play of Julius Caesar. The imperialism of Caesar is relegated to the background and Caesar is portrayed as an idealistic entity. Shakespeare is crafty when he manipulates the politics of assassination as ideal for the perpetrators as well as the opponents. The politics of Shakespearean drama revolves around colonization. Such a kind of conceived production, no doubt is the trait of an inherent genius. In the Tempest the ideal of monarchy in its denouement is fertilized with royal soil of a utopia.
How can we analyze Shakespearean drama from the point of view of Society and Culture? It’s true that Shakespearean drama is a theatre for the culture of the masses. Courtly intrigues dominate the underpinnings of his plays. Romance a melancholic symptom becomes obtained as an ideal in his comedies. Shakespearean drama depicts the culture of the bourgeoisie. Nobility is given a higher vein and its culture is interpreted as elegant, sophisticated and the ritualistic. Courtly customs and manners dominate the plays and become addictive symptoms for the proletariat. Culture is colonized as the monarch as the noble as the queen.
Psychoanalyzing Shakespearean dramas is an intellectual task. I would like to take the character of Shylock the Jew who is portrayed as the racial other or the inferior. Class and race become vicious dissecting tools in probing the mind of the foreigner or the cultural other. Hamlet is an Oedipal Other, a narcissistic melancholic who is unable to fulfill the role of an avenger. Witch Sycorax is a pathologically deflated feminist and questions Shakespeare’s integrity in portraying women.
While writing on Gender roles, it’s interesting to note how Shakespeare has created the feminine mimicking the role of the masculine. Has Shakespeare made the role of women as compensation for male virility? No doubt there also women who are endowed with strong psychological traits and having a criminal bent of mind like Lady Macbeth.
Post-structural deconstructive analysis of Shakespearean texts shows their leanings towards the binary union of monarchy and nobility. Subaltern characters like jesters betray the comic of a class consciousness that is solely portrayed to amuse the nobility and the monarchy. Class consciousness shows a strict binary divide making gender and race into water-tight colonized compartments.
Myanmarishness is a political idiom and stands for a country where the military holds key positions, denies Presidency to the leading candidate and interferes in the politics of democracy. What has happened in Burma or Myanmar is Myanmarishness.
The Kurds who live in the Northern Part of Syria, after Russian pullout of Military presence have proclaimed their enclave to independence. From a democracy they have transformed their state to an Ethnocracy. The transformation of an enclave from a Democracy to an Ethnocracy is called Kurdization. It’s a strange factor that the Americans are supporting the Kurds but not granting them the right to Independence.
West Bengal, the North Eastern State of India is going through a paradox of electoral alliance for the sake of convenience in the forthcoming elections. The left parties of West Bengal have made a strange, quirky, treacherous alliance with the Congress. Both the Left Front and the Congress have sold their ideologies like Judas Iscariot who betrayed Jesus for thirty pieces of silver. If they win, how will it determine the social, political and economic policies of the state? There’s a saying in the Bible: ‘Do not yoke your hands with an unbelievers.’ Politics in West Bengal is going through murky times and submerges itself in muddy waters. Why are the Left Front and the Congress so afraid to face the Trinamool Congress and the BJP? As Judas Iscariots the Left Front and the Congress are on the brink of ideological bankruptcy and are following the politics of betrayal for saving their own political skins. This strange electoral coalition can be made into an idiom as Judas Iscariot.
American Chop Suey or Cold War Stockings are political idioms. I have used American Chop Suey in my earlier article and now I am coining another term: Cold War Stockings. It refers to a situation where a strong country goes to aid a weak country besieged by civil and religious conflict. Then without ending the conflict, it abruptly pulls out. An example is: American pullout from Iraq. Now the Russians are following the same road. They have pulled out from Syria leaving the country to succumb to a tragic Jihadic fate. The departure of Russia’s military intervention in Syria is reminiscent of Cold War Stockings. Cold War stockings break Syrian democracy into a broken glass and fertilize the growth of a fanatic Islamic State.
Dichotopia is a neologism for the vocabulary of Political Science. North Korea and South Korea are two countries which are culturally and linguistically similar, yet following two governments and are mutually hostile. Dichotopia is term is used to describe this curious phenomenon.
Example: When will the Korean Dichotopia end and the Korea’s be unified as one?
American Chop Suey is a Chinese dish of noodles mixed with meat and egg. I want to include the term in the language of Political Science. American Chop Suey as political connotation refers to military intervention in a foreign country which further aggravates turmoil there. Let’s take the example of American Military intervention in the Middle East. Rather than defusing political tensions, the Americans have pulled out in the middle and they also have evicted the political authority there, throwing those nations into the grip of religious civil wars called in a neologism as Jihad -O-caust. American military intervention all over the world shows a similar pattern. For example let’s take the case of Vietnam. The Americans were a failure in Vietnam and they abruptly pulled out without ending the problem there.
Example: The American intervention in the Middle East has resulted in an American Chop Suey of Islamic civil wars, brutal murders and helpless refugees.
Afghanistan is also an American Chop Suey
American Chop Suey is triggering the world into a Jihad-O-Caust.
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All interceptions are translated by the decoding machine: Penetron located in the headquarters of the CIA Central Idiots Agency.
From the Country Penistan: An intercept of midnight conversations between President Scrooginsky and his wife Ms. Scrooginsky
Ms. Scrooginski:“Turn on the porn on….let me get aroused!
President Scroogeinsky taps on the keyboard and a porn site opens.
Ms. Scrooginsky: ‘Wow soooo delicious I am getting horny’….Lift me darling on to the bed and strip me like a slut’.
President Scrooginski: Yes my honey ….here I go!
Ms. Scrooginski: Lick me lasciviously!‘Glug Glug Glug….Slurp Slurp Slurp…..ooooooh aaaaaah I am coming like a tsunami in the ocean’
Ms. Scrooginsky moans and grunts as she reaches the peak of orgasm.
‘Now penetrate me!’
Mr. Scrooginski ‘Wait a minute darling….fondle me a bit….let it get hard….
Ms. Scrooginsky: ‘My hubby, is it nice?…here, I am lip-and-tongue-sucking-it…….Honey why are you still limp and not becoming hard?
Mr. Scrooginsky: ‘Honey I am not getting aroused. I wish I was like the executed stud President Sadam Salamasala in bed with his concubines…. I wish you could have slept with him. He would have been rock hard in penetration. It’s sad that I had to execute him for the greater glory of Capitalism. Wait dear let me try Ballsapp the new pill to give penis virility’ ‘Darling I am devastated: my A K 47 is limp, fragile and unwilling.
Ms. Scrooginsky: ‘Honey please do understand; I will go lesbian with Ms Cuntistick the President of Femilasia’. I will please myself and pleasure her to rituals of erotic ecstasy.
Mr. Scrooginsky: ‘By all means go ahead dear darling honey. We have to dollarize that impoverished country. At home, our currency has scant value and our economy is billions of dollars in deficit. It is our subversive strategy of making all countries to be monetary friendly as the dollar. We are also becoming rich by selling arms to the fanatics and terrorists who want to establish a new country called Sacred Tutkey. We are not in the agenda of destabilizing nations but it’s happening due to our greed and hypocrisy wanting to be rich gluttons of authority, wealth and ownership. Honey are you done…. or do you want another feast?’
Ms. Scrooginsky: ‘oooooooooooooooooooooooooooh aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum grunting and groaning and teasing the dick of the President with her toes finally ecstasies into the pussy gobbling mouth of the President. I am done dear President. Can you please tell me why you opened diplomacy and bonhomie with your foe and erstwhile neighboring country Cubepista?’
Mr. Scrooginsky: Smiling wickedly and muttering to Ms. Scrooginsky. ‘My darling, that’s a long story. That is because my honey I wanted to own Aladdin’s Magic Lamp of riches. I have stashed great chunks of moolah into Swizz bank. After retirement we need lots dough to live an ostentatious life.’
Ms. Scrooginsky: ‘You are a perverted genius politician I admire you though you don’t have a hard on. Your flaccid status is so similar to the state of our economy which is deep down in the dumps.’
Mr. Scrooginsky: ‘Whether it is communist or capitalist all nations are hungry for the dollar of our currency. Do you know honey darling it is our Central Idiot’s Agency that is keeping the countries North Coral and South Coral divided. Darling I have a confession to make. I was gay with the President of North Coral and my cunnilingus sent oodles of joy into his heart and he has promised to keep his country always divided with South Coral.’
Ms. Scrooginsky: ‘What? I am so surprised. Are you really gay? Laughing…. Yes my hub, you should also help me go lesbian with all prominent bankers, diplomats and industrialists of prominent and notorious countries if they are women. I am in the process of thinking of starting a secret cult called the Ballsbergers. Every year we will invite Presidents, Bankers, Industrialists and intellectuals and meet at the snow clad resort of Orgy. We will have orgiastic rituals like those of Satyr, Bacchus and Maenads. Oomph….I am licking my tongue in delicacy’. Yes my darling you will make Penistan a global power and you will be controlling all nations with the whip of subservity.’
Mr. Scrooginsky: ‘Darling I have great admiration for your brains. You are really a blue stocking. Come let me eat you once more to ecstatic delicacy of satisfaction’.
There ends the first Intercept. The second intercept is from the Country of Itany. It is based on the soliloquy of Pop who is the ecclesiastical head of the head of the State.
Pop is in a confessional mode of thought.
Pop in his bedroom confessing to the Virgin
Pop: ‘I am so sorry Virgin and God. My carnal nature has overpowered me. Will you forgive me and please leave a place for me in Heaven and in the ethereal book of life. I am a painter at heart and I love to paint nudes copulating in the throes of various lewd sexual positions. Here is the entire paintings heavenly father. I also love masturbating while painting and also after painting. I am crying in tears. Will you please forgive me gracious father and have mercy on me. Not only that I used to frequently have sex with the maid and also be gay with Cardiknell Verocious. Will my sins be forgiven? Though my body is the temple of Jezebel but yet I have kept my heart crystal clear for you? Dear gracious Father and dear Virgin I also humbly request you to speak to the hearts and souls of Cardiknells so that after my death they will canonize me.
There ends the Second Intercept. The third intercept takes place in the would -be country Terroritoria.
Colonel Ishmael Sack is the overall head of operations, logistics and intelligence of would-be country Terroritoria.
Colonel Ishmael Sack: Hey brutes: ‘Where is my favorite Bactrian camel Alif Lailah. Bring it here. Have you bought the missionaries for excecution? Please also bring a ladder. You know I have to reach the buttocks of Camel Alif Lailah. It’s the apt time now since I have a hard-on.
Lieutenant Yacoob: ‘Here is the Camel Sir. The missionaries are ready to be executed. They are all evangelists from the Country Penistan. My sword Isloom is ready. The muezzin is reading from the sacred text UR.’
All of the devotees of Colonel Ishmael Sack chant from prayers from the sacred text UR. Then all of a sudden Colonel Ishmael Sack’s concubine Hagar does a strip tease act. This is also prescribed in the sacred text of UR. As blood from the cut necks of the missionaries from Penistan spill over, Colonel Ishmael Sack mounts on the ladder and when he reaches the ass of the camel, he in glee inserts himself and starts to copulate. All the devotees chant sacrificially: ‘Our God URAH URAH be praised. We will receive a reward from URAH in heaven for waging a holy war KURK against infidels would-be Country Terroritoria.
There ends the third intercept. The fourth Intercept is taking place in country Oilphagy.
Sheik BinKasheem Binabdull speaks to the President of Penistan over the phone.
Sheik BinKasheem Binabdull: ‘Mr. President Scrooginsky. You must keep your promise of sending me young studs for my harem Gigolonia. Are they young? Are they delicious? My mouth is watering and my groin in thirsting. Mr. President, I will remain true to my word and peg my country’s currency Hamham at much lower rate that your currency. Since our Country is oil rich, I assure you that all transactions of oil will be done strictly on the basis of your country’s currency. Please keep in mind your promise of supplying us with more armaments.’
Mr. Scrooginsky: ‘I assure you my promise will be kept. The studs will arrive by the evening flight. I hope you will have gala time with them. But I also command you to peg your currency with ours with the rate that was originally quoted by me. You have to cooperate because you have no other go.’
Sheik BinKasheem Binabdull Meekly and submissively: ‘Mr. President, by all means I accede to your demands.’
There ends the fourth intercept. The fifth intercept is taking place in the Country Hornyduras. The cocaine drug Baron Pervernosky is conversing to his assistant who is handling overseas covert operations of Cocaine in the Country Penistan.
Baron Pervernosky: ‘Has the shipment arrived? Why is my whore angel Balladine flaunting herself in the magazine Playbody? I command you to slit her throat. How much have you paid the officials of the country Penistan? If they don’t yield, murder them. By the way I have deposited your reward in Swizz bank under your pen name Mr. Lotus.
There ends the fifth intercept.