I have used in the title in a humorous vein. She is an example of a perfect BITCH. Right now I am forced to teach English in her school. Most schools in India are soiled sanitary napkins and they consider my intellectualism too much for them to gobble and others regard me as highfalutin. Yes, I have been called abroad but I do not even have the money to pay the airfare. MOMA the bitch does not pay me any salary but gives just enough to buy cigarettes and have a cup of tea from a cheap joint. This money, MOMA shells out grudgingly and calls me a piece of waste. I sometimes feel like strangling her or bashing her head with a rock. I have told MOMA, bloody shit, you should have aborted me and then I would not have set my foot on this cursed earth. MOMA does not understand my methods of teaching. I try to teach intelligently and only use questions that test reasoning and analytical ability of the students. MOMA’s questions to her students are always Who, When, What, Why and How questions. After the death of my dear beloved father, MOMA has become the head of the family and the keeper of the business, that is a running a school and the purse. MOMA keeps all the money under lock and key. The key always hangs around the folds of the sari circling her waist. I am prone to the habit of being a tippler but paucity of money does not enable me to hit the bottle. If at all I drink MOMA will use thugs and confiscate my being in an asylum. She has done at that in the past and I had to spend a month being locked up in a Catholic shit hole run by Nuns and male nurses who are brawny thugs. There I have been beaten and abused. MOMA wears a gold necklace around her neck. This, MOMA does in spite of the fact that she has been converted into Pentecostal faith. For want of money I am always tempted to wrench it from the bloody neck of MOMA and sell it, but something pulls me back, yes decency does. If MOMA dies I will be the happiest person in the world. I will celebrate her death by tippling and fucking a whore. I will draw the sign of the cross in all pious reverence before fucking the slut. MOMA is in sixties, still alive and strong. Yes my MOMA is really Museum of Modern Art.