Mr. Fartinsky from Fartopia invented a new machine for testing the emissions of farts.
Fartometer is a simple gadget that can be placed on one’s ass.
Fartinsky also invented a Fartscale meter on which the intensity of farts can be measure.
Scale ratings on the Fartometer.
Scale 1 on the Fartometer
The fart let out by the farter is so silent, almost a whisper. The farter alone knows his tiny, precious secret.
Scale 2 on the Fartometer
The fart let out by the farter is silent but there is an odorous emission. Other’s can smell to a point of irritation. Some farters relish their own farts but not others farts.
Scale 3 on the Fartometer
The fart is loud and explosive and an awful disgusting smell pervades the atmosphere. The farter might enjoy it but it causes annoyance and irritation to others.