Dear Brethren and Sisters in Christ, It’s my fervent wish to be with you all. Now I am in Jerusalem and I am writing this letter for your spiritual edification as a beloved in Christ. Is there a Spirit? Really! I too sometimes wonder but that does not change my love for Christ. I sometimes wonder of the pleasure Christ would have got when he struck and blinded me on my journey to Damascus. Three days I could not see! I had so much trouble to masturbate but I still managed. Though I have spiritual body, I am so carnal and so fleshy. I am very grieved by the fact that you husbands and wives spend all you nights making love and you have no time to pray. That’s a very grievous spiritual sin. Yes Christ wants to have the fullest pleasures of your body, copulate and satisfy yourselves with abundance. But what about your time for him dear ones? Please take apart fifteen minutes of your valuable time. I am also deeply wounded in my heart to learn that apart from wives and husbands sleeping with each other, wives sleep wives and husbands sleep with husbands. I have understood from the dear narrative of Cecelia that you get a perverse unrighteous pleasure from it. To make matters worse, I also understand you gather your husbands and give them the pleasure of being voyeurs while you do this despicable act. Remember the Biblical verse: ‘In the Beginning was the Word: The Word was with God and the Word was God and then the word became FLESH.’ Yes I also acknowledge that FLESH is FLESHY carnal, libidinous, licentious and fornicatory. But just think of the fact how much pain, devotion and sacrifice did the Spirit do in order to become flesh. It’s OK to sin. The notorious rapscallion Saint Rasputin said: ‘The more you sin, the more you have to seek God’s forgiveness.’ Lust and lust and lust for the other’s body, the sensual, fragrant delicious flesh, but dear ones in Christ seek forgiveness. I am also worried to hear that you indulge in all forms of wicked and unnatural sex especially oral and anal sex. How could you dear ones do such gross bestial acts? Sometimes I also feel tempted by your wicked acts. May be God will forgive if you teach me these acts in secret. ‘Blessed are the fornicators for they shall obtain the reward of fornication’. Dear Brethren and Sisters in Christ, I would like to add one more beatitude to the Sermon on the Mount: ‘Blessed are the Ecstatic: for they shall obtain Ecstasy’. Next I would like enlighten you on your dirty habit of covetousness. There Pastor Thomas, you being a pastor, you covet your neighbor’s car Lamborghini Aventador and it’s thoroughly despicable that you also covet his darling wife. I understand that SIN is in your body and flesh overfills it like Camus Plague. I would like to add the beatitude: ‘Blessed are the covetous: for they shall be covetified.’ Now I hear that our Sister Jezebel when she says the dear Lord’s Prayer: addresses the Father: ‘As our Fathers and Mothers, though art in Heaven.’ The father is the father, the son is the son and the Holy Spirit is the Holy Spirit. Yet they are the trinity and yet they are the one. I sometimes laugh at this awesome spiritual secret, this esoteric abstruse mystery, I times I cry thinking of the trinity. Why can’t the heavenly Father be also a mother? Sometimes I wonder where was the Trinity when Christ had his mortal on earth. The son of God was on earth, yes and at that time, the Holy Father and the Holy Spirit would have been feeling lonely. Dear Brethren and Sisters I know that some of you are suffering from the Spirit of gluttony and drunkenness. It’s written in the Scriptures: ‘Man shall not live by bread alone but by every word that proceeds from the mouth of God’ Brethren and sisters sometimes I tempted with poet Omar Khayyam words: ‘Eat drink and be merry: for tomorrow we may die.’ So go head, be lavish on booze and food and then have penitent heart.