Achayans are middle aged Syrian Christian men of God’s Own Country, Kerala. They are boorish philistines, very pious as hypocritical Christians. They are money minded and work very hard to conduct opulent marriages for their daughters if they have any. There are many types of Achayans, like Rubber Achayans (Rubber Achayans are rich achayans who own rubber estates), Blade Achayans (Blade Achayans lend money at ruthless rates of interest, crippling the borrower), Gold Achayans (Gold merchants) and many more. Many Achayans have flocked to the shores of the Middle East and America to earn tons of money. Achayans build luxurious houses, drive around in fancy cars. Achayans are very pious church goers. Yes Achayans believe: give the Devil what is his, Give Caesar what is his and they also give to Christ hypocritically.